I took a couple of linguistics classes in University and they nearly slayed me with ennui. And I’m the type of person who loves doing a lot of things that other people find agonizing: reading law, discussing grammar, filling out surveys, memorizing things (just for the heck of it). Give me a statistics formula to sink my teeth into and I’m a happy man.
My issue with linguistics was that it took what was, at essence, a really deliciously messy topic and boiled it down to a science, scrubbing it clean with words that sounded like they were made up just to annoy me (agglutinative, antonomasia, litotes…). It’s like when your Mom has some sort of departure from her senses and encourages you to play in the mud. It takes all the fun out of it.